...i guess i might as well move where we had planned to in the first place: orlando.
you know, the land of mickey, happiness, childhood dreams, outlet shopping, blah, blah, blah. i can go on and on. but i digress.
before i get too excited, there is one MAJOR hurdle i have to jump. this hurdle is called a job.
finding jobs nowadays sucks. and even when you find a job that you might like, it ends up paying like $4 an hour with the potential for a $0.10 raise every 5 years (im obviously exaggerating, but you get the idea).
anywho, i have a couple interviews tomorrow and im nervous to say the least. im not good at interviewing at all because i sike myself out. i play with my hair. if the chair moves in any way, i will figure it out and i will move relentlessly.
and sometimes they ask crazy questions. well i guess they're not that crazy, but they aren't easy to answer. like "what do you see yourself doing in 10+ years?" i dont know bish, laying on my yacht with a mojito in one hand and a baby mermaid in the other. or maybe at the dealership buying my time-machine space-car. how the f*ck am i supposed to know?! or "what do you plan to gain from working here?" experience. nah thats too easy/ predictable. realistically, i plan to gain some money, duh. PAY ME. please. lol.
ugh. it just sucks growing up sometimes. so if you get a chance, please wish me luck. you don't have to actually wish me luck to my face, but if you want, i'll love you forever. maybe not forever, but for at least 10 minutes.
kthanksbai.
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