words that rhyme with 'tuesday'

so i didnt fall asleep last night til 430-5 AM. then in a spur of awesome events, i am awakened by my 3 horribly needy dogs jumping on my ear, face, stomach, woohoo, etc. let me tell you, that is NOT how you want to be awakened after not being able to sleep at a reasonable time. i brushed it off and dove under my blankets and extremely comfy (for lack of a better word) comforter so that i could resist these attacks.

eventually the terrible three [dogs] decided to chill the f*ck out, so i resumed my peaceful slumber. that is until the king of nuisanceland (peanut, my peanut butter-colored pom) decided to come chill on the bed with me.

**a quick background on peanut and his stupidity: peanut has decided he needs to mark his territory EVERYWHERE. that is an extremely literal everywhere. sofas, walls, doorways, plastic bags, boxes, etc. hes even pissed on my feet. that f*cker. **

anyway, i was minding my own business when, in an instant of dumb shit, peanut cocks his leg on my DOWN COMFORTER and pees on it!!! W T flying F!!? i was so mad. so mad in fact i wanted to throw him against a wall or something. ughhhh.

so hence my title today: words that rhyme with 'tuesday'. there really arent any (that i can think of) but i came up with the new title for this blessed and fabulous day: 'tuesday blues-day.' yea, sorta like 'sunday funday,' except much more upsetting. but look ahead with a sense of positivity, because tomorrow is HUMPDAY. only good things happen on humpday. such as humping, for one.

**note: no animals were harmed this morning**